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Role models: Bender (FUTURAMA), Homer (The Simpsons), Mircea Badea (IN GURA PRESEI), UltraBoris (http://www.metal-archives.com/ - "Written reviews"), Pana (profu' de franca. - Dl. Panaitescu), Kreia (K.O.T.O.R. II).

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look at my pictures, you will find my best selections there.

look at my pictures, you will find my best selections there.

IN GURA PRESEI
SINTEZA ZILEI
MONDENII
TONIGHT SHOW
PUNK'D
CRONICA CARCOTASILOR

Padurea Spanzuratilor de Liviu Rebreanu
Mesterul Manole de Lucian Blaga
Momente si schite de I.L. Caragiale (favorite: Un pedagog de scoala noua, Moftangii, Bacalaureat, Lantul slabiciunilor, Repausul dominical, Mitica, Amici)

'Amy Wong: [crying] We're trying our best!
Bender: [yelling] Your best is an idiot!'

'Bender: Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two.
Fry: Don't worry, Bender: there's no such thing as two.'
'
'Fry: This was our storage closet. My Dad spent years turning it into a bomb shelter.
Leela: [sadly] And yet you guys never had a single nuclear war.
Bender: [sadly] What a waste.'

'[Bender has stumbled upon God while drifting through space]
Bender: I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.'

'[the lab is collapsing]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Buddha! Zeus! God! Somebody help me! Satan, you owe me!'

'[the professor has been "youthisized" to age 53]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Oh, now I'll need a fake ID to buy ultra-porn.'

'Fry: You look different. Did you get a haircut?
Bender: No! I sold my body.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Sold your body? Oh, Bender, I've been down that road. I know it's glamorous and the parties are great, but you'll end up spending every dollar you make on jewelry and skintight pants.'

'Fry: But won't that change history?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [ultra sarcastic] Ohh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm My Own Grandfather"! Let's just steal the damn dish and get out of here! Screw history! '

'Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Most video tapes were damaged in 2047 during the second coming of Jesus.'